Saturday, May 27, 2006

wankend

I'm sick of wasting my weekends doing fuck all. This weekend I played Godfather on the PlayStation for seven hours straight. I got though about twelve spliffs and by the end of it all i was shattered. In a way I'm Olympian. I defy most "normal thinking people" to maintain that level of dedication and concentration for someting which offers no financial or spiritual awards.

Perversely satisfied, I finished the whole weekend off with a phone call to my Mum and a wank.

They're not in the least connected. Are you meant to talk like this in blogs?

Shit it. I spent the other bits of the weekend wandering around my enormous house eyeing up the rooms and flopping onto beds. Mine room's the best. Though it does smell of socks.

Next weekend I am going to do something different. Leave work on time, maybe go see a movie, go to a club. Time I got my life back from the Evil Professor Wankstation.

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Nine Rooms - Gina - Nick - Claire - Alan - Joey

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