stupid

I hate my name. It's stupid. That's maybe the most important thing to note. Or "blog" i guess. Alan's a name for uncles or football managers. I'm neither and so I hate it.

Another fantastic week at work as Alan the Insurance Clerk once again beats big business by not doing quite as much work as he should and masturbating into the filing cabinet in the records room.

Only kidding. Or am I?

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Nine Rooms - Gina - Nick - Claire - Alan - Joey